Couchinator

So you've recently replaced a couch mauled by a puppy in her youth. Your various charities don't want it because it'd cost more to reupholster it than it's worth. Your local junk haulers want to charge you 200 dollars to take it away. And you're really cheap industrious. What do you do? Why take the entire couch apart and sneakily dispose of it in trash bags. Well, that's what I'd do anyway.